Are you crippled, decrepit, tired of standing on your feet all day, or perhaps, just plain lazy?  Well, we may have found the perfect invention for your lazy needs.  Why go to college when you can just stay at home and sit all day.  Well we have made a chair to help you along with your already laid back life.  You no longer need to wait in line to use the restroom; you have the porta-toilet!  It is the magnificent synthesis of an easy chair, a motorized wheelchair, and a toilet!  And this model is quite cheap, so you save a lot of green!  It is powered by either waste or gas, so if fuel prices have you down, you can get rid of your excess trash and still power your porta-toilet!  Take for example this young lady; doesn’t she look so free and at ease?  The lady in line doesn’t look too happy.  But the lady in the porta-toilet doesn’t have to wait!  She can go whenever and wherever she feels like.  And best of all, the porta-toilet comes with built in air fresheners!  WOW!